Blair’s concerned that Chuck actually likes Vanessa.To quash that possibility Blair happily tells Vanessa that Chuck was playing her as a bet and that he wasn’t being genuine in his interest in her. Blair then tells Chuck he wins and to visit her in an hour.
Dan arrives at Nate’s house only to discover that it has been seized by the feds and Nate’s camping out in a sleeping bag on his living room floor.
Dan, of course, withholds the truth that he knows about Nate from Nate but tells Jenny all about it and invites Nate to his house for dinner with Jenny and Rufus for later that evening.
The newly blended Bass-van der Woodsen family is set to host a housewarming extravaganza.
It’ll be a family coming out party complete with perfect children and wonderful parents!
But where are they going to find such children and parents so quickly?
At breakfast, Lily and Bart dole out a few new family rules.Narrated by the omniscient yet unseen blogger "Gossip Girl", the series revolves around the lives of socialite teenagers growing up on New York City's Upper East Side who attend elite academic institutions while dealing with friends, family, jealousy, and other issues. What we're entitled to is a trust fund, maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. Chuck: Poor Daniel, so little time so many sluts to defend-[Dan pushes Chuck into a waiter carrying a tray, both of which fall to the ground and cause glass to shatter in the process. I feel like screaming because I don't have anyone to talk to. Tell me if what you feel for me is real or if it's just a game. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go. I overheard enough conversations to be able to mimic the language of the Constance girls but every writer needs his muse.But happiness does not seem to be on the menu, so smoke up and seal the deal with Blair, cause you're also entitled to tap that ass. I just want things to go back to the way they used to be. Chuck watches in amusement as everyone stares at Dan, horrified.]Blair: A letter. My world is falling apart and you're the only one who would understand. [Wipes away a tear]Rufus: Alright, it's your last party of high school. And it wasn’t until that photo of Serena in that white dress that I knew I had something strong enough to actually create a legend and launch a website.Vanessa always seemed like an intelligent young woman but jeez, she does one of the dumbest things ever. She tells Blair she’ll show the world the Marcus/step-MILF make-out picture unless Blair helps her? Blair’s so annoyed by Vanessa’s audacity that she enlists Chuck’s help to humiliate Vanessa by seducing her for sport. Dan proves that he does know how to be buddies with guys by inviting Nate to practice soccer at the park.Blair hopes that the challenge itself and the taking of Dan’s best friend like Dan has taken Chuck’s (Nate) would be enough of a motivation for Chuck. But there’s a mix up regarding the rendezvous point.Chuck, glowing from being thought of as a decent guy, invites Vanessa to his family’s housewarming.